Morgan Freeman Is An Incestuous Pervert
Looks like there's a new rumor involving Morgan Freeman's genitals interacting with his step daughter's fur burger. Excuse me?! Am I reading this right? That's fucking disgusting, step daughter or not there still fucking related! I guess "technically" this wouldn't be considered incest because there not related through blood, but I say fuck that! Supposedly he and his now ex-wife raised her since she was a little girl. This is disturbing news which doesnt exactly scream box office numbers for Mr. Freeman. I can't wait to see where this goes in the future.
Milk Was A Bad Choice...
Creepy - Are you a stalker looking to take the next step? Check this out
Games - This is fucking hard
Beer - Are you a beer snob?
WTF - I'll bet God didn't approve of this one
Quiz - Whats your personality type?
Weird - This hurts my eyes after 30 seconds
Lame - This chick got 56 stars tattoos on her face that she didn't want! Sucks for her
Funny - Fat chick slams her head through a glass door, relax bitch no one took took your egg salad
Chick Slams Face Through Door - Watch more Funny Videos
Megan Fox Has A Vagina
Megan Fox is a good looker but for some reason I get the vibe that shes weird. shes got crazy bitch written all over her, but she definitely has a vagina. In honor of the new transformers movie here's a picture of Megan Fox and the decepticon robot her camel toe transforms into.
Pornstars Have Aids
The Porno industry might be taken down from the inside by a little disease you might og heard of AIDS. Turns out a female "actress"(<----HAHA!) in the porn industry tested positive for HIV either on June 4th or the 6th. And guess what, she was working on the 5th! sucks for that guy.
No worries though her boyfriend and recent partner both tested negative, and the chore of figuring out how many others shes "worked with" can now begin. I know every man on earth would love the opportunity to be a porn star, well not anymore. How'd you like to be a pornstar now? Unless you like aids, you wouldn't. There's a reason condoms exist, especially for porn stars. You'd think condom companies would be signing porn stars for endorsement deals! I guess porn stars think their immune to STDs, you know since they HAVE SEX FOR A LIVING and all. Retards. This must be why their staring in porn flicks in the first place instead of doing soap operas.
Today Is National Man Day!
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Finally! Looks like two brothers from Indiana took some initiative and declared today as National Man Day on their Facebook! This is awesome, why didn't someone come up with this before! I'm game, who wants to cook out then get in a fight? Check out this article...
Indiana Brothers Declare National Man Day
(Dateline, IN) -- Today is "National Man Day." Two Indiana brothers, Joel and Aaron Longanecker, say on their Facebook page that men across the nation will shoot big guns, watch Rambo movies and declare with one voice, quote, "I am man!" The Facebook group has attracted more than three-thousand members.
The site says on Monday, men should, quote, "take back the crown of masculinity" by eating an 18-ounce steak, getting flowers for their wives and punching another guy in the jugular.
(Copyright 2009 by Newsroom Solutions)
I think these dudes should be up for an award, maybe a Pulitzer Prize of some sort? Hell I don't care what but someone better give them something. Absolute genius.
10 SIGNS OF ALCOHOLISM.
You know you're a champion if...
1. You've drank hot shower water the morning after a long night of drinking.
2. You've considered drinking a wounded soldier at a bar.
3. You've drank a wounded soldier the next day.
4. You've stained clothes preparing a drunken meal.
5. You wake up with a collection of new misspelled names in your phone book.
6. You go through cell phones like tanks of gas.
7. You've bought a case of beer from a bar when the stores stop selling.
8. You've pissed your bed on more than one occasion.
9. Peeing your bed becomes so common that it's pointless to wash the sheets.
10. You eat ramen noodles and hot dogs in order to save money for your habit.
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