You know you're a champion if...
1. You've drank hot shower water the morning after a long night of drinking.
2. You've considered drinking a wounded soldier at a bar.
3. You've drank a wounded soldier the next day.
4. You've stained clothes preparing a drunken meal.
5. You wake up with a collection of new misspelled names in your phone book.
6. You go through cell phones like tanks of gas.
7. You've bought a case of beer from a bar when the stores stop selling.
8. You've pissed your bed on more than one occasion.
9. Peeing your bed becomes so common that it's pointless to wash the sheets.
10. You eat ramen noodles and hot dogs in order to save money for your habit.
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