A few weeks ago some prick left a box of kittens on my front lawn. Being an animal lover myself, I had no choice but to take them in for the time being and try to find them homes. My grandfather on the other hand has no compassion for animals what so ever tells me on a daily basis to just get rid of them. Here's how he recommends we do it.
Top Five ways to "Find Homes For" a litter of unwanted kittens...
5. Seal them up in a box with one days food and leave on neighbors porch. Gone!
4. Go to the pound and find the meanest looking pit bull available, starve it for one week, then have a lock in with the dog and the kittens and see if they make friends. Have hose handy for cleanup in necessary. Gone!
3. Wash the kittens with kerosene and or Gasoline to improve their the shine of their coats. then put them to bed in the garage but make sure you leave a night light for them, a candle should do the trick. Gone!
2. Find your locale Chinese restaurant and sell for profit. Gone!
1. A full bucket of water + your bare hands - oxygen = Problem solved. Gone!
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